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| Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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