| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes |
| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes |
| What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few a... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes |
| A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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