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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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