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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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