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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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