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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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