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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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