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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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