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Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"The business owner replies, "Thats the accountant Ive been searching for."
 
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