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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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