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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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