| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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