| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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