| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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