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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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