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| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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