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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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