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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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