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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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