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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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