| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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