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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:416
 
Joke:WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
 
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